Shadow: Agent! You must hurry! Evil Janitor Bob has hypnotized LOLcats from the LOL Mall's petshop into trying to destroy the World of CPSW from the underground dungeon of the LOL Mall!
You: I'm on it.
Shadow: Oh, I forgot, you'll be partners with Garbly the Dadget Dude for this mission.
Garbly: Hey, I'm Garbly the Dadget Dude. Garbly. But you can call me GDD. Garbly.
You: Alright, GDD...
Shadow: You must hurry! If you need help, use the SSP (Super Secret Phone).