You go to the RFA page and ask to be sysoped and Mariothemovie comes.
MARIOTHEMOVIE: No. I'm not sysoping you troll.
YOU: I am NOT a troll.
MARIOTHEMOVIE: Then figure out this puzzle.
Answer box added to your inventory.
YOU: OK. I'll do the dumb puzzle. And by the way here is the essay.
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