Your EPF phone rings and you pick it up to see the Director was calling.
YOU: Hi Director.
DIRECTOR: There's a wiki emergency. Both wikis are on high alert. I'm teleporting you to the South Pole Council now.
YOU: OK Director.
You hang up and clear your throat.
DOT: What did he say?
EXPLORER: Meh . . . it's probably not important.
JET PACK GUY: Of course it's important if it's the Director calling.
HOMSOLO: Just let the kid talk.
YOU: There is a wiki emergency and both wikis are on high alert. We're also being teleported to the South Pole Council.