Herbert: "Foolish penguin! How did you find me?"
You hold up a map... although it is not the regular Club Penguin map, it is an Expedition Map. You then realize you didn't need the Tour Guides help
You: "Cut the crud, Herbie, now where are Loop and Bouncer?"
Herbert: "Herbie? Really."
You: "Yes, Herbie the Un-Love Bug."
Herbert: "What... you are the evil one, Fourth Wall Breaker!"
Herbert: "Gimme 1,000,000 coins and you can have them."
You luckily carry a briefcase full of coins. You give it to Herbert
You: "A bribe... I had to bribe you?"
Herbert: "Yeah, so?"